what are the odds?

 what are the odds:

that I would give Deborah my wallet yesterday so I wouldn't have to carry it?

100%

that I would forget my wallet when I left Cincinnati this afternoon?

100%

that I would be concerned, but not enough to go back an hour through Cincy traffic?

100%

that I would develop a mental plan of action in case I was in an accident?

100%

that I would be stopped by a police officer today at a random safety checkpoint?

100%

that he would kindly let me go, with just a warning to be safe

thankfully, 100%

that I would see three people surrounding a shopping cart in a parking lot, 

with a recliner perched on top, 

I assume it was their means of moving it since they were gone later

100%

that I would stress eat after those events

100%

that I will binge read this weekend

100%

to say it's been an interesting day is an understatement

if you need me this weekend, 

this is where you'll probably find me,

a girl can play the odds only so many times 

before her luck runs out