Junk Mail 67/366

I get the weirdest junk mail

some days if it wasn't for junk mail

I'd have no mail at all

and I'd be ok with that,

my trash can would be lighter too

in my email 
I get invited to see things I don't want or need to see
offers for products to help body parts I don't even have
random warranty and safeguarding advertisements
requests for help from strangers

and then there's my real, honest to goodness mailbox
offers of life insurance, health insurance, etc. for Bill
mail for people who don't live here
catalogs from companies I've never heard of
for products I'll never use

this week has been extra special, something new every day
Jeg's 
Oriental Trading, several different versions
Kohl's 
AAA, just to name a few

the piece that caused the most reaction though?

what in the world?

I don't wear jewelry

I'm not getting married

shoot,

I'm not even "talking" to anyone

and if I did-

would I be making my jewelry?

 from a company I've never heard of?

not meaning to sound snobby, or uppity, but I don't think so

someone's gonna be mad I got their mail