let's make this our little secret

I have a routine for breakfast.

It isn't very exciting, but I like it.

Coffee with flavored creamer, 2 scrambled eggs.

If I want to mix it up I'll make oatmeal, but eggs are my go-to.

If I am splurging, I might add real bacon pieces to my eggs.

If I am extravagant I'll buy real bacon and fix it.

The only tools I need are my frying pan, plastic turner and coffee maker.

I start the coffee. 

Then I begin cooking the eggs. 
I use the same frying pan everyday.

But I do have two options for the turner-slotted or unslotted.

Except the slotted turner has been missing for a month.

I am not sure how that happened. 

I wash it,and when it's dry put it in the kitchen tools crock on the counter.

I looked several times in the only drawer it could have been put in. Nada.

It's been a mystery to me.

How does a turner simply disappear?

3 better questions may be:

1. how did it end up here, with my paring and tomato knives in the cupboard?

2. how did I miss it when I open that cupboard about every day?

3. am I losing my mind?

if the answer to 3 is yes, please don't tell my kids